It's all about me

To: stealfromtherich@wdu.edu (( whatever Rob's email is, I just felt like improvising. ))
From: imanuglystinkyllama@yahoo.sa
Subject: Digits?

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Perla and I are having an Easter egg hunt later this evening OR some time tomorrow for those of us staying here for the holiday that we don't celebrate at my house. Any of you game? And which day works better?

And I just keep dancing to Gnarles Barkley, got his stuff on shuffle. It's on Crazy right now. Makes me want to play a bass guitar or something. Hell, even while I am typing this, I'm still moving/dancing in some sort of fashion. It's nice out, summer is almost here, and I am in some sort of happy mood for once.

I saw an Osprey today while walking to class. Made me want one, they're bitchin' looking birds. But he'd probably be a bit too big for this rinky-dink dorm and the minute he got all squakery, I'm sure the neighbors would whine. Are we even allowed to have birds for pets? Cats and dogs make sense...whatever.

Hey, Katpaws, I need a favor.

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So, I know I'm not the captain of the dance team (even though I should be and Maxxie so would have appointed me as such), but I think we should all watch America's Best Dance Crew tonight. It's on MTV at 9PM and it's the last three crews. I mean, we're a dance.team. We could study their routines and take notes, borrow ideas, see what seems to work (what the audience loves, what the judges approved of). I'd say it was your homework, but, like I said. Not your captain. Really, I just want to study Quest Crew and Beat Freaks. Fly Khicks are too...slutty.

Versace is the new hot, because Marisa Tomei's dress was just, guhhhh and gorgeous!

Course, she lost, but she still looked good. Unlike some people (*cough*Kate Winslet*cough*) Like, from the waist down, it's not THAT bad, but WtF is going on up top? Her hair didn't move. At all. And I thought I used too much hair product.

Worst dress has to go to Jessica Biel, who I never thought could look ugly until last night. Did she just roll herself up in a piece of carpet or what?

AOL's Best and Worst 81st Oscar moments Agree with the Ben Stiller thing, it was hilarious! And Miley thinks she'll get an Oscar? Yeah, no. For what? Tina Fey and Steve Martin were great. Dustin Lance Black's speech was fabulous, as was Sean Penn's. They're right too: if we can have a Black president, we can legalize Gay marriage (and then some). Jennifer Aniston looked.so.PISSED, it was amusing! She deliberately didn't look at Brangelina. Heath Ledger's family's acceptance speech was beautiful and, yes, like most of the A-list actors, I was teary too. And Queen Latifah's farewell song to those past was pretty sweet.

"I make more money doing animation than doing live action ... each year I do one DreamWorks project, and then I take all the money to the Oscars and bet it on Pixar." – {Jack Black on the secret of making big bucks in animated movies.} He's so great.

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He's gone. My roommate. My best friend.

Seems Sylvie got a bitchin' opportunity too.

I, uh...yeah. I don't know. I'm freaking out.

HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY NEW YEEEEAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuzco's Christmas Wish List:

* Little Big Planet for the PS3.
* Alterna Caviar Anti Aging Beach Spray.
* Alterna Caviar Volume Molding Creme.
* Back to Basics Bamboo Straightening Conditioner.
* Back to Basics Pomegranate Shower Gel.
* Armani Nappa Logo Travel Case.
* DKNY 'Be Delcious' Cologne.
* Christian Dior Lovingly sunglasses, brown.
* UGG Rockville boots.
* the Killer's Day and Age CD.
* David Cook's CD.
* Duffy's Rockfery CD.
* Kristin Chenoweth's Lovely Way to Spend Christmas CD.
* P.D. James - The Private Patient (book).
* Wally Lamb - The Hour I First Believed (book).
* David Zinczenko - Eat This Not That!: Thousands of Simple Food Swaps That Can Save You 10, 20, 30 Pounds - or More! (book).
* Guy Phillips - Dancing With the Stars: Jive, Samba, and Tango Your Way into the Best Shape of Your Life (book).

Text sent to Sylvie

You better fucking eat tomorrow, V.

I still can't get over it. I know it was weeks ago, but...sometimes we're just sitting there and it crosses my mind.

I don't regret it, but I worry that he does.

I can't lose my only friend. Yeah. My only real friend. Which is so fucked up.

Kuzco's List of Pet Peeves:

1.) Heavy breathers.
2.) Paper money.
3.) Slow walkers.
4.) Ugly people.
4.) Shopping carts left in parking spots close to the store.
5.) Frizzy hair.

It's been 'National Stay at Home Week' and I finally know why it was worth it; Heroes and Ugly Betty was so worth it. I wish I could get a job at a fashion magazine. Or at least be in charge so I could have some fancy new clothes and go dancing in them. And be invited to the awesome after parties where more dancing would take place. And I would rock.

Sometimes I don't think I have enough mirrors things. Like, video games or books or wristwatches. Is it unhealthy to feel this way? Cause I sure as hell don't think so.

YouTube? Is my new favourite thing.

Never thought I would, ya know, actually enjoy something like THIS.


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And this song is waaay groovy!!

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